i changed my url to uni-cum

uni-cum:

I was going to make a gay joke butt fuck it

annehathawillannehathaway:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

clownfish only live 6-10 years in the wild so he’s probably dead by now

(via i-am-stephanie-and-i)

annehathawillannehathaway:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER

clownfish only live 6-10 years in the wild so he’s probably dead by now

(via renloras)

drarna:

the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees

(via renloras)

eleanorjanestyle:

localnativity:

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool

nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post

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darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

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